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What Goes In
Must Come Out
Every week we select a hot sauce, examine the ingredients, estimate the danger, and make the same poor decision all over again.
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The Scoville Survival Scale
Scoville Heat Units measure pepper pungency. Actual heat varies by pepper, batch, and formulation.
Bell Pepper — You Are Safe
0 SHUVegetable. Confidence intact.
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