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What Goes In
Must Come Out

Every week we select a hot sauce, examine the ingredients, estimate the danger, and make the same poor decision all over again.

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The Scoville Survival Scale

Scoville Heat Units measure pepper pungency. Actual heat varies by pepper, batch, and formulation.

Bell PepperYou Are Safe

0 SHU

Vegetable. Confidence intact.

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